unearthed.

posted : Wednesday, January 7, 2009

title : addicted.

I just had a revelation.
I know now why I'm getting so fat I'm almost blowing up.
It MUST be those chocolate milk I've been consuming every single day.
I can't get by a day without at least a cup.

And NTUC Fairprice and almost all the other supermarkets had to make it worse by having discounts for chocolate milk!
I obviously couldn't resist buying, thinking I should never pass up a good offer yeah.
Talk about being an Economics student.
Profits, profits.
We live to make profits, get rid of all the losses.

I'm hoping I'll get past my addiction pretty soon.
Even if I'm not blowing up, my bones must be at least 10 times heavier now.
And I know those horrid PE teachers are gleeing at the thought of scaring girls during weighing.
Pardon me, everyone.
I know I'm acting like an aneroxic/bulimic/weight-conscious freak over here.
But somehow, the New Year seems to be hitting me with absolute paranoia.

chocolate milk, chocolate milk!
Stop tasting so nice, for goodness's sake!

rihanna's Rehab song sounds apt for this.
cause it's like getting addicted.
only to chocolate milk.
and i know how stupid that sounds.

Labels: stop getting addicted fathin.

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